vandalist double whammy harbor attack

The notoriously sneaky Banksy managed to brand many of the previously unobtrusive transformer enclosures with his signature vandalist treatment, under the watchful eye of the Harbor Police Department, Oceanside Police Department, Volunteer Force on the water and on land (yay, free fuel! let’s quietly float up to open boats and spy some mid-morning criminal activity! unless the sky is grey), 100 liveaboards, and countless sneakaboards, in broad daylight, unnoticed, unchallenged, unrecognized. Still reeling from the attack, Oceanside Harbor fell victim to his kin yet again, in the hands of fellow vandalist Christo, who managed to wrap a number of local vessel shelters, many with residents aboard, unable to defend their territory lest they be discovered by the Sneakaboard Police.

No way in hell to miss this one now! (Caution! Not for the seizure prone.)

Oh no, that boring grey box could be so pretty!?

Danger. High voltage art. Tickle my senses, but not too much.

Missed opportunity, or vandalist abstraction?

Hey hey hey hey hey! Whatcha tryinna pull there, pardner?

In your face, heathens!

Banksy, pensive.

Wrap it up, Christo! Some don’t take kindly to your kind in Oceanside Harbor!

Exquisite detailing betrays the giant’s work. Delight to behold from every angle.

Work in progress, or life imitating art?

Nice try, Wyland. Wrong time, wrong town. Punk it up or perish!

Double whammy twofer view! Wham bam my oh my! It’s free!

It’s a wrap. Christ-O at rest.

9 Responses to “vandalist double whammy harbor attack”

  1. Yours says:

    Also when does Banksy ever hang out around his work once he does it. The answer is never!

  2. Yours says:

    Not one of those is a Banksy that is not his style at all. And as for the person sitting looking away from the camera and might I say is wearing women’s shoes isn’t Banksy.

    • boom says:

      I know it’s Banksy because I was the one who took the PICTURE OF HIM! His artiness allows him to create different styles at will. One day the harbor will sell these works d’art for million$$$ and let boaters stay rent free, I can see that happening for sure. As for the shoes, he likes to cross dress sometimes. That’s what I heard, anyway.

  3. issack says:

    who is wyland? who is christo?

  4. s says:

    You crazy. those aren’t banksy pieces.

    • boom says:

      I can say with considerable authority that some of them are genuine Banksy pieces. You may have missed the PHOTO OF BANKSY sitting on a bench in the harbor.

  5. Oside Ranter says:

    AcK! (Harumpf, huff and puff) Such outrage! This has got to halt, for the love of Gawd! Can anyone stop them? What if they…use…saran wrap? No, unspeakable horrors, mustn’t keep thinking the worst.